AH. *drops head*

guess what, my uncle called up and gave me a lesson on the hard facts of life ----

Uncle: " Annie, do you have a boyfriend?"

Me: " No. not really"

* so i expected him to say something like, " oh.... studies are more important. yeah. guys are bad, all they want to do is to get into those panties..." ( He's been living in USA for years)

BUT then, he was like..

Uncle : Oh no. I better tell you. I, as ur uncle, must tell u this. Better get one NOW! Boys get hooked up at this age, so you better take the chance now. Do it with a feminine touch. Give him a smile, that was how i got hooked up with your Auntie.

*diaO*!!

ME : Erm... yeah i'm still looking out.

Uncle: Yeah, find out what he likes. If he likes swimming, go swimming. If he likes fishing, go fishing. Talk to him. and touch him.

Me: erm...

Uncle: don't have to shy about this you know! Now i'm giving you some life lessons. Boys are like buses. You stay at the bus stop, when one comes just hop on! Marriage is another issue. important thing is that u should start somewhere! Go to the library and look out for this book called "Dateline" by Nina Atwood. you got paper and pen? it's A-T-W-O-O-D. oh, i forgot the call number...

Me: Aiyah... okie.

Uncle: Your parents might be too shy to tell u this. so i'm given this privilage to do on their behalf.

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and the conversation went on for about 10 mins. oh man. what's with the hard facts of life...

back to boring and mundane life, with my Essay topic " Wireless communications - how to communicate with Boys wirelessly."

IF ONLY.

After the phone conversation, i would be good enough to get an A+++.

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