i am Obiquek Cannot-be... afraid of you i am not... because you are not with me, you are then my enemy... beware of my girly pink lightsaber, it will bitch u to your doom.



you are no match for the chosen one... for i am Obiquek Cannot-be... i am your master i am doing this for your own good... my dear young Tootku, do not walk into the dark side...



Meet your doom, young Count Tootku. Sacrifice your head, i will. Absolutely inferior to Obiquek Cannot-be, u are! Killing someone unarmed is not the Jedi way but in order to save the world, Count Tootku shall perish.
Don't bother pleading... gong si mi gong. mai cha lah! lim pei mm si chao orh orh lang hor. li xi liao la!!! OBIQUEK!!!


ZAP!

The head rolls... Obiquek Cannot-be looks into it and realises that there's nothing inside. hmmm... Episode XXXXI coming up...