FUCK YOU
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word �Fuck�. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, �Fuck� falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck) or as a passive verb (Mary doesn�t really give a fuck) or as an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are few words with the overall versatility of �Fuck�.

Besides its sexual commutations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings �How the fuck are you?�
2. Fraud �I got fucked by the car dealer.�
3. Dismay �Oh, Fuck it!�
4. Trouble �I guess I�m fucked now.�
5. Aggression �Fuck you!�
6. Disgust �Fuck Me.�
7. Confusion �What the Fuck���?�
8. Difficulty �I don�t understand this fucking business!�
9. Despair �Fucked again!�
10. Incompetence �He fucks up everything.�
11. Displeasure �What the fuck is going on here?�
12. Lost �Where the fuck are we?�
13. Disbelief �Unfuckingbelievable!�
14. Retaliation �Up your fucking ass!�

It can be used in an anatomical description � �He�s a fucking asshole.�
It can be used to tell time � �It�s five fucking thirty.�
It can be used in business � �How did I wind up with this fucking job?�
It can be maternal � as in �Motherfucker.�
It can be political � �Fuck Dan Quayle!�
And never forget General Custer�s last words: �Where did all these fucking Indians come from?�
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: �What the fuck was that?!�
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the titanic, who said: �Where is all this fucking water coming from?�

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anybody be offended when you say �fuck�? Use it freely in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.


Today, say to someone��� �FUCK YOU!�